The Numbers-to-Narrative
DolceDrago 039 — a skill for what the spreadsheet is trying to say
What it is
Turns spreadsheets into the story they actually contain: the headline finding first, the 3–5 numbers that matter with comparison, cause, and consequence, bad news stated plainly, watch-items named, and the decision or action the reader is being asked for — shaped for a board, a bank, a team, or the founder's own clarity. Use this for board packs, investor or bank updates, monthly reviews, all-hands, or making sense of your own numbers. Any business, any audience, any language.
What you receive
the numbers turned into an honest narrative — headline finding first, every variance with its cause, watch-items, and the actions or decisions asked — shaped to the audience
Delivered as a single, complete .md skill file — open it, paste it into any capable chat model, and work. No installation, no account with anyone but us.
Supported models
- Claude (Opus/Sonnet)
- ChatGPT (GPT-4o/5)
- Gemini
- any capable chat model
People reach for it when
- “explain these numbers to my board”
- “turn a financial report into a summary”
- “monthly business update from a spreadsheet”
- “present results to the bank”
- “tell the team what the numbers mean”
Record
lineage: first-party house build
gates passed: demand-evidence · function-fit · beats-the-blank-page
status: IN THE COLLECTION
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Free-shelf works ship under the DolceDrago House License — use the outputs freely, personal or commercial; the work file itself stays with the house.